It wasn’t enough to just have the numbers for this imaginary person who encapsulates the exact middle of these young men we cheered on for the last few months. Like Doctor Frankenstein, I needed to bring my monster to life. Luckily these days, with the help of google gemini, that was super easy. A couple key words typed in and I was able to generate a photo for this person, he is now real, and lives with us on earth in a way. Luckily google understood exactly what I was after and made sure my beautiful monster didn’t have a brain (as you can see from the photo). For the name AI was a little less helpful so I asked for “a random junior hockey name with a slightly silly last name” since it's the KIJHL and it wouldn’t give me any horny options. So I’m going with the very KIJHL sounding…
Forward
Castle Forks Border Rebels
Games Played : 31
Goals : 4
Assists : 11
PIM : 45
FPPG : 2.9
PAA : -11.2
GI : 0.9
GS : 2.4
DD : 3.3
Now any negative xStats you see mean a player is worse in that category than this young lad, any positive xStats mean a player is better than him in that category. Pretty straight forward, but it's nice to put a face to the numbers, however disturbing that face might be.