This is the lowest I’ve ever had to write about Jerome so that’s a blessing. Despite looking very comfortable in the 1 spot for a lot of the season and then only trailing by a little bit rounding the christmas break it looked like we were on our way to a 3-peat. But all dynasties fall and by the end of the season he was right in the mushy middle, almost exactly 100 points out of 2nd and 100 points out of 4th. No good draft pick, no prize, just the memories of years past and 1 Old Milwaukee from Nick leftover from last year's winnings sitting in the back of his beer fridge. Heartbreaking.
Continues to refuse to take decent goalies.
Drafted 3 players who wear #21, 2 #4, and 2 #30. This doesn’t mean anything, I just thought it was interesting.
Also got married and some other stuff.
Top fantasy point getter of the season in Brennan Watterson with 7/18/185
Definitely had the most late draft steals including top performer Brennan Watterson (pick 42). Other notable late round snags for Jerome include:
Pick 41, Ethan Davey, F, 100 Mile
25/26/64
4.7 FPPG
90.8 PAA
Pick 30, Tristen Wheel, F, Kimberly
21/25/60
Pick 52, Jobie Siemens, D, Merrit
3/5/73
0.66 xGS (15th in league)
Dropped his phone in the ocean and left Nick on read for like, 1 full week. (Pictured: For the sake of Jerome I did not include the real picture in reference, but the eggheads in the lab cooked up this simulation of the events. Although nearly indistinguishable from the actual photo, a keen eye will spot a few differences)
A shockingly low 7.5% of his points came from his goalies.